How to Spot a Ninja at the Beach.
"I was like,’What the hell is this?’ and she was like,’It’s just some clothes and things that I thought I could keep in that dresser drawer you don’t use.’ Guys I was freakin out. I mean literally freaking out. I was thinking,’Is she serious? Who does that? We’ve dated for two weeks. Two weeks.’…Destro…your head is made of metal. How have I never noticed that before? Literally made of metal….Anyways…um…what was I…oh yeah, so I don’t know. I like her, but I mean I’ve got a lot on my plate right now. Did you know the Joe’s tried to break in last night? Yeah. Got a call from security at 4:00 this morning. I know. Oh, my gosh. I’m so hungry. I think I’m going to get an Apple Fritter. Gettin a fritter. Oh, I’m such a cow." - Cobra Commander